Dr. Lefty of the Lesbian Propulsion Laboratory has announced his team has found a correlation between the crust found in jock straps and deadly taco dioxide which causes painful falls on marble shower floors...Says Dr. Lefty, "My team discovered that this impermeable crust could be used for permanent storage of the taco dioxide which is a byproduct of a lunch known to be normal fare for poofters"...
The crust was obtained from a random laundry sample from a Hobby Airport bath house...By coincidence one of Dr. Lefty's colleagues, Prof RHM, found some Taco Bell sauce had dripped from his chin onto the sample during a snack break without the usual fumes and odor...
A local retired civil engineer familiar with permeation principles confirmed the absence of taco dioxide, and suggested further field tests in a nearby Braniff Street bath house...
Undated file photo below courtesy of the Chew'n'Spit Sports Memorabilia Collection...
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