After hearing of all the unwashed, unshaven hippie women who are involved in the Earth Day festivities, Lefty figured he would fit right in since his normal condition is unwashed and unshaven, as well as unwiped...Arriving on the scene of the gathering, Lefty noticed that most of the hippie ladies had even bushier hair than he did...
Fortunately Lefty always packs his merkin in his emergency travel kit, and he quickly attached it with Gorilla Glue...Unfortunately, it covered so much of his appendage, he was mistaken for "just one of the girls" by the lesbian contingent at the festival...
One of the celebrants, Prunella Pinchloaf, tapped Lefty for the strap-on demonstration, and since he was already wearing the traditional rubber ball gag and fur-lined handcuffs, he was unable to voice his protest...
Shortly after, RHM was sent to restock the emergency travel kit with industrial strength Preparation H...Lefty is pictured below recovering from the celebration...
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