Monday, September 15, 2014

Lefty denied patent on new invention...

http://gizmodo.com/5995174/store-your-dslr-in-this-camera-lens-stool-so-your-most-expensive-possessions-can-hang-out

Entrepreneur and lifelong seating enthusiast, Lefty, has been denied a patent on his latest invention designed to aid camera enthusiasts...Although Lefty's experience with photography has been limited to his indictments for installing tiny video cameras in ladies' locker rooms, he managed to design a new stool for real photographers to store their equipment and gadgets...

The problem occurred when Lefty was asked to provide a "stool sample" at the US Patent Office...He had become confused because he was required by the court to provide something similar to the substance abuse lab as part of his probation agreement...

The Patent Office was subsequently fumigated and deloused, while the fat lady clerk at the drug lab asked for extra padding on her new office furniture...

Pictured below, Lefty says, "Pull up my face and have a seat"...



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