Man Shoves Meat Down Pants in Attempt to Steal...

http://wnep.com/2013/04/28/man-shoves-meat-down-pants-in-attempt-to-steal/

Lefty stated for the record it was his standard preparation for a blind date...As he explained, "I already told you, the chick's blind!...First thing she'll do is reach for my zipper and women have come to expect a certain lumpage when I pick them up"...

Below, Lefty is seen failing another TSA inspection...

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