Tuesday, September 16, 2014

Lefty facing assault charge...

http://www.sunstar.com.ph/bacolod/local-news/2013/06/22/towel-vendor-stabs-barker-288686

As it turns out, the "barker" was Lefty's bitch of a girlfriend who was howling at the moon again while Lefty was trying to get a little sleep before his shift as towel boy started...Lefty accidentally stabbed her with a pickle fork while trying to retrieve the last olive from the jar for his lunchbox thermos of martinis...


Shown below is Lefty's favorite lunchbox, given to him by visiting celebrity concert promoter, The Bundo, in lieu of a tip...



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