Society and wedding correspondent Dan has filed this article, "Lefty, who has had an on and off relationship with the neighbors horse, Maud - he mounts on the horse's butt and gets his jollies off, has announced his elopement to New Mexico to get legally married. The Justice of the Peace performed the ceremony, and the bride and groom, plus a big stable-broom, checked in a nearby Motel Super-8."
Update: Lefty's press secretary/downstairs maid, RHM, has confirmed for the Hobby Airport Gazette that Lefty's new bride is indeed a female horse, dispelling the rumors that this may have been New Mexico's first same sex/different species marriage...As RHM says, "Nothing queer about Lefty..."
Seen below is the bride dressed in her wedding finery just prior to being mounted...
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