Investors in Lefty's latest business, a bicycle seat repair facility located on the grounds of the Splendora Nudist Reserve & Paintball Range, will be happy to note the soaring profits reported by Lefty due to the skyrocketing demand for his unique service...However, Lefty's accountant/girlfriend, Priscilla Pantload (pictured below), warns that third quarter profits may suffer due to an unforeseen legal entanglement involving Lefty's primary source of materials...
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