The disgraced former towel boy and spokesmodel for the Hobby Airport Bath House & Poofter Emporium known as Lefty was briefly detained by investigators until it was determined that it was his briefs that should be detained in a secure landfill...It was first thought that Lefty was being cooperative with officers when he immediately complied with their command to drop his underwear...A background check quickly determined that Lefty often drops his underwear, whether ordered to or not...
Accusations that Lefty was the "marathon bomber" came from a bartender at the Marathon Lounge after Lefty revealed he couldn't pay his bar tab subsequent to becoming bombed...Lefty's live-in attorney/girlfriend, the Cascade Kitchen Counselor, was able to get Lefty released on his own recognizance even though Lefty was too loaded to even recognize himself...
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