Lefty's new girlfriend, Prunella Pinchloaf, has been given a refund from a local tanning salon when it was found she was too fat to fit into the tanning bed...Said Prunella, "I thought since I could squeeze through their front door, then I should be able to fit on the bed...It's really deceptive advertising"...
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