As we know, Lefty regained consciousness last week after a long "entertainment" session at the Happy Hooters topless club in South Houston to find he had acquired an extra penis...Says Lefty, "I know for a fact I went in there with the same pecker I've always had, and today I've got two...Now there was this foreign guy and his dog getting drunk and buying lap dances and the dog wasn't too happy..."
Lefty has applied for ownership of the extra appendage under the Supreme Court "finders/keepers" ruling as it is considerably larger than his original issue and seems to stand up straighter...
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