Noting the increased demand for emergency services following the opening of a new chain of Mexican fast food restaurants, called the Burning Butt, Conroe Regional Hospital & Proctology Clinic announces the opening of its new Enema Room...The ER is fully stocked with the latest in coin-operated high colonic dispensers, high pressure aerosol enema bags, pastel twin-packs of douche bottles for the lesbian patients, and a licensed collection point for all disposable home remedy products...
ER Director Dr. Lefty was specially selected for this assignment by a blue ribbon panel of experts in this field, headed by the renowned Dr. Tchytz of the Hobby Airport Gender Reassignment Clinic & Bait Shop...Lefty is expected to reduce the logjam of requests for services as additional high-pressure water lines and industrial strength sewer lines are installed in the unisex rest room facilities of the hospital...
Funding for the ambitious project is expected to be provided by a so-called "pass through toll" excised on all laundry delivery trucks serving the tri-county bath house district...Any excess fees collected will be refunded to the poofter community by expanding the hours of STD clinic facilities...
To commemorate this occasion, Dr. Lefty has arranged a loan of some antique bath house memorabilia from the private collection of a Braniff Street recluse (example below)...The collection will decorate the waiting room of the new clinic, then possibly some nearby pawn shop windows...
To commemorate this occasion, Dr. Lefty has arranged a loan of some antique bath house memorabilia from the private collection of a Braniff Street recluse (example below)...The collection will decorate the waiting room of the new clinic, then possibly some nearby pawn shop windows...
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