Lefty's ex-girlfriend, the Cascade Kitchen Counselor, was assigned this heart-wrenching case on a Pro Boner basis and advised her client that the old "bong-is-just-a-vase" defense worked the first seven times Lefty used it, but now is laughed out of court by informed judges...She further advised the young celebrity to avoid trying to smuggle in doping supplies to prison inside medical implants, as Lefty spoiled that one for everybody also...
Reader Dan points out a possible typo, "The article mentioned the arresting officer 'saw a bong on the kitchen counter' Turns out it was a dong ... Lefty had it out after dinging it in the lady friend's donut."
It must also be said that Lefty didn't object when she was puffing on it, but the trouble started when she tried to relight it...
Pictured below is Lefty's grandmother celebrating her birthday...
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