Holiday calendar editor Dan files this timely report, "Today was the annual Thanksgiving Girl Scouts Parade in Conroe. Lefty, being the biggest turkey in town, was the parade leader, and RHM was the drummer boy. The girls were marching along briskly to the drum beat, and as they passed the reviewing stand on Main St., Dave Grubb happened to be burning an old hair mattress in the next alley over. Lefty got a whiff of the smoke, and asked the Parade Marshall .."Do you think I'm marching the girls too fast?"
Update: RHM sniffed a bit of the smoke and got a better high than from the Virginia stump cabbage Lefty was buying from Le Voyager...Unfortunately, Dave Grubb sensed a money-making proposition, and immediately packaged the remainder of the mattress in ZipLoc bags and rented sidewalk space from Mattress Mac for distribution...
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