Results expected soon...

As we all know, Lefty is an odds-on favorite to win the "Street Clothes Division" in the annual fashion contest in the Hobby Airport Poofter Parade...Lefty faced unusually stiff competition this year from the other contestants pictured below...Final prize announcements are expected as the week-long parade culminates in front of the Grand Marshal's home on Braniff Street...

Fashion reporter Dan adds, "Lefty faced unusually stiff competition ... But, as the doctor told him, if his erection lasts more than a day or two to seek medical help."...


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