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Sports correspondent Dan reports, "As you know, Lefty manages the Poofter football team. Taking a clue from the Washington Redskins he just changed the name of the team to the 'Conroe Foreskins'..."

Update: Their first game is an exhibition match (since Lefty is an exhibitionist) against the well known Florida poofter team, the Miami Meat...In his press conference, Coach Lefty stated, "There's no doubt we're going to beat the Meat..."

Pictured below is the team's popular lesbian cheerleader squad...

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